Crumpets

[-HF]

other than butter, what do you put on your crumpets?

i hear cheese and tomato sauce are nice.

[JT]

other than butter, what do you put on your crumpets?

i hear cheese and tomato sauce are nice.

Thats grosse :wtf:


Orange Marmalade rocks or golden syrup all hot and melted :eyebrows:

[JP]

Lard

[-HF]

Thats grosse :wtf:
why? salted butter and ham are neat.

[cock-a-leekie]

Try them with homemade lemon curd...

Ingredients:
3 large eggs
1/3 cup (80 ml) fresh lemon juice (2-3 lemons) (do not use the bottled lemon juice)
1 tablespoon (4 grams) finely shredded lemon zest
3/4 cup (150 grams) granulated white sugar
4 tablespoons (56 grams) unsalted butter, at room temperature and cut into small pieces.


Method:
In a stainless steel bowl placed over a saucepan of simmering water, whisk together the eggs, sugar, and lemon juice until blended. Cook, stirring constantly (to prevent it from curdling), until the mixture becomes thick (like sour cream or a hollandaise sauce) (160 degrees F or 71 degrees C). This will take approximately 10 minutes. Remove from heat and immediately pour through a fine strainer to remove any lumps. Cut the butter into small pieces and whisk into the mixture until the butter has melted. Add the lemon zest and let cool. The lemon curd will continue to thicken as it cools. Cover immediately (so a skin doesn't form) and refrigerate for up to two weeks.

Makes 1 1/2 cups (360 ml).

* lighter lemon curd, good for crumpets:
whip 1/2 cup (120 ml) of heavy whipping cream and fold into the lemon curd.

[SGS]

A good salted butter, high quality or preferably home made jam or marmalade.

[JT]

why? salted butter and ham are neat.

Ive never heard of anyone eating ham on a crumpet, infact apart from butter Ive never heard of anything sweet going on butter

[-HF]

anything named 'curd' reminds me of that Blowjob Revenge cocktail...

[cock-a-leekie]

Yes ham on crumpets does sound like an abortion. I have seen them served with grilled bacon and a syrup, but it looks nasty.

Salted butter is used in savoury foods like flaky pastry, sauce, ham on bread etc. Unsalted butter is used to make sweet foods, pate sable, pate brisee (sweet pastry), sponge cake, biscuits etc.

Putting jam on top of un-salted butter isn't exactly wrong, it's not really the done thing.

[cock-a-leekie]

anything named 'curd' reminds me of that Blowjob Revenge cocktail...


Fish curd or cheese curd?


ewwwwww!

[-HF]

Fish curd or cheese curd?


ewwwwww!
neither nor. shot of Baileys, keep in your mouth and have a shot of lime juice. wait a moment or two.....

i hear it feels like sperm. :lmao2:

[JP]

neither nor. shot of Baileys, keep in your mouth and have a shot of lime juice. wait a moment or two.....

i hear it feels like sperm. :lmao2:
Have just discovered that pouring baileys into a glass that previously contained wine will curdle like fuck in no time at all. :kebab:

[-HF]

Have just discovered that pouring baileys into a glass that previously contained wine will curdle like fuck in no time at all. :kebab:
and does it compare to sperm? :eyebrows:

[Rosie]

marmite :)

(talking about crumpets here - refuse to join in conversations about curdled sperm)

[SGS]

marmite :)

(talking about crumpets here - refuse to join in conversations about curdled sperm)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww........... :eek:

[SGS]

Have just discovered that pouring baileys into a glass that previously contained wine will curdle like fuck in no time at all. :kebab:

Well the principle ingredients of baileys are in fact chimpanzee puss and pigs sperm so I suppose its not too surprising when it mutates back to its natural form when allowed to mix with a more agreeable substance.

[typeR]

marmite :)

(talking about crumpets here - refuse to join in conversations about curdled sperm)

second that one.. marmite's great on a crumpet :twocents:

[Gnat69]

I like orange marmalade too but it is also really good with cream cheeze and raspberry jam, home made of course

[-HF]

Marmite - just plain or anything with it?

[Tim]

Peanut Butter :)

[morefodder]

marmite :)

(talking about crumpets here - refuse to join in conversations about curdled sperm)

second that one.. marmite's great on a crumpet :twocents:

Marmite - just plain or anything with it?

Thats just evil ... marmite .. ewww .. like the juices of the devils gonads(brussel sprouts) mixed with the evil tar like substance that oozes freely from the dark areas underneath satans testicles .... now thats just plain nasty .....
Whats wrong with dairylea on the crumpets ??

[-HF]

Marmite is the dog's bollocks.

[mOBSCENE]

Thats just evil ... marmite .. ewww .. like the juices of the devils gonads(brussel sprouts) mixed with the evil tar like substance that oozes freely from the dark areas underneath satans testicles .... now thats just plain nasty .....
Whats wrong with dairylea on the crumpets ??

Marmite for me too - must be a lot of wicked people round here :crown:

Yes, I just love licking marmite off a bit of crumpet...

[morefodder]

Marmite for me too - must be a lot of wicked people round here :crown:

Yes, I just love licking marmite off a bit of crumpet...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/p1csh05t/throwup.gif

[mOBSCENE]

:lmao2:

[Rosie]

The makers of marmite need to investigate this phenomenon. The more twisted and perverse the person the more chance they'll like marmite on their crumpets. There's money to be made in a niche paysite there somewhere I'm sure.

[Inbedwithfaith]

Lemon curd is the best or dripping with butter!

[JT]

The makers of marmite need to investigate this phenomenon. The more twisted and perverse the person the more chance they'll like marmite on their crumpets. There's money to be made in a niche paysite there somewhere I'm sure.


Fact: Marmite is made up by boiling up the scrapings from the bottom of a cows hooves.

[JT]

Marmite is the dog's bollocks.

I imagine if you tasted dogs bollocks it would be very similar in taste

[Rosie]

Fact: Marmite is made up by boiling up the scrapings from the bottom of a cows hooves.

You're not interested in my fantasy about you and a jar of marmite then I guess :eyebrows:

[-HF]

this thread, although started out with the honest intention to broaden the knowledge on taking delight in crumpets, quickly turned into showing up those with no balls (sorry Rosie, you know how it's meant)

[morefodder]

this thread, although started out with the honest intention to broaden the knowledge on taking delight in crumpets, quickly turned into showing up those with no balls (sorry Rosie, you know how it's meant)
I've got balls .. theyre small and non threatening thankyou !! but whats that got to do with the evil spread that is mar(sounds of heaving) ... marmite ...http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/p1csh05t/throwup.gif

[-HF]

cos it's for real men only (again, sorry Rosie) :p

[-HF]

what about Twigglets then? :D

rumour has it, noone likes twigglets and cadbury cream eggs, just either, never both. i enjoy both, obviously not at the same time, so that rumour cannot be true.

[-HF]

also ASDA once did a special cheddar with Marmite in it, anyone tried that?

[morefodder]

cos it's for real men only (again, sorry Rosie) :p

what about Twigglets then? :D

rumour has it, noone likes twigglets and cadbury cream eggs, just either, never both. i enjoy both, obviously not at the same time, so that rumour cannot be true.

also ASDA once did a special cheddar with Marmite in it, anyone tried that?

.. your one strange puppy mate !!! :lmao2:

[morefodder]

.. your one strange puppy mate !!! :lmao2:
Made you a new avatar !!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/p1csh05t/MarmiteLg.jpg

[JT]

You're not interested in my fantasy about you and a jar of marmite then I guess :eyebrows:

yes I am, but can we leave the marmite out of it? :eyebrows:

[JT]

also ASDA once did a special cheddar with Marmite in it, anyone tried that?

Thats just plain wrong :ninja:

[Rosie]

I like cadbury's cream eggs and twigglets - not together - although I might try that tomorrow LOL

[-HF]

Made you a new avatar !!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/p1csh05t/MarmiteLg.jpg

:lmao2: :lmfao: :takethat:

[Elisha Jade]

Peanut Butter

I second that!