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Bizare night last night. My Mrs is away and I went out and got too drunk.
Saw my mates girlfriend in a bar, we often go out as a foursome. Anyway we had both drunk to much, so me and my mate invited her and her mate back to my house.
We drink far to much and end up outside on the patio together, while my mate sites inside with her mate.
Anyway we start messing around, I snog her and have a grope of my tits while at the same time we both say we must stop.
I say to her "come up stairs and let me fuck you." She says, "no fuck me out here on the patio."
But the adds, and this is the fucking mental thing. "Get a condom because I'm not on the pill, because Im trying to get pregnant without Vinnie (my mate) knowing"
How fucking fucked up is that? Luckily I was way to pissed to try and fuck her. Thank fuck I didnt. Now I cant tell my mate shes trying to get pregnant by him becuase Ill have to tell him how I know.
Im never going out drinking beer again. Its not safe :wtf:
So didn't get fucked?
If you were my mate and you tried that with my missus you would have got fucked...
by me, and not in a sexual way :boxing:
I snog her and have a grope of my tits
you know, once there is a second person involved, you may grab their parts rather than your own. :takethat:
on a side note, you can ask your mate how their plans about kids are and take it from there.
you know, once there is a second person involved, you may grab their parts rather than your own. :takethat:
:blush:
on a side note, you can ask your mate how their plans about kids are and take it from there.
There is no way on gods earth he will have kids with her. He's got another bird on the side, that she found out about, but thinks hes dumped her
Thats why she is trying to trap him with a kid. Silly bitch
So didn't get fucked?
If you were my mate and you tried that with my missus you would have got fucked...
by me, and not in a sexual way :boxing:
Im not sure he would be too bothered, but still Id rather not find out :onguard:
if he knows she found out about the other bird, you could start the chat along the lines of is he aware that many think they can keep the man if they force a child on him and has he considered that possibility, is he sure she doesn't fuck him over. maybe tell about a case or two you "heard of".
casual beer chat that. ;)
if he knows she found out about the other bird, you could start the chat along the lines of is he aware that many think they can keep the man if they force a child on him and has he considered that possibility, is he sure she doesn't fuck him over. maybe tell about a case or two you "heard of".
casual beer chat that. ;)
Shall I bring that up before or after he says "What was you doing playing with my mrs tiits?" :eyebrows:
why does that even have to come up?
sit in the pub and casualy mention 'you won't believe what i heard the other day. some bird found out her BF screws around and now tries to get preggo without him knowing, so she can force him to stay with her. stupid cunt stopped taking the pill without telling him, imagine that!'
should make him think at least.
uk_dude
09-10-05, 06:14 PM
is that the way you usually treat your mates?
is that the way you usually treat your mates?
It has been known when the mate is a twonk and Im pissed and hes seeing someone else
Serious advise here Johny - keep well out of that one, let them sort it out themselves. If you get involved they'll both end up blaming you somehow.
Serious advise here Johny - keep well out of that one, let them sort it out themselves. If you get involved they'll both end up blaming you somehow.
and if he stays out of it there'll be yet another child growing up in shitty circumtances. if there is a chance to keep that from happening, it's well worth the risk being blamed IMO.
Many moons ago I was seeing some bird, nothing special no long term plans (on my part) and we went for a drink one night to my local.
Anyway few beers or 20 later we went back to my place, well my mums, and I gave her a proper portion. She said to me as I was on the vinegar stroke "Cum inside me". She hadn't said anything like before and I probably did.
Next time I was in the pub talking to one of my mates (see I did have one) wives who was trying to get pregnant, she said she was talking to this bird all about the timing and shit of getting pregnant and that there are only certain times when a woman can actually conceive. The bird said "yeah I know and tonight is might night"
I said to my mates wife "why didn't you fucking tell me that before I went home with her".
Anyway she never got pregnant by me and she was soon fucked off. What can I say the women who have been lucky enough to have had me just want to keep me and will do whatever they think will make that happen :takethat:
Serious advise here Johny - keep well out of that one, let them sort it out themselves. If you get involved they'll both end up blaming you somehow.
I think your right. I saw him on thursday and he said he was definatly going to tell her this week he isnt going to see her again. Hes got this other bird (who this one knows about) and this one is seriously pissing him off now.
But hes rich as fuck and she's 33 and looking for a kid, so I recon shes targeting him. That said hes a clever bloke and I doubt he'll be having sex with her without a condom. He told me 6 months ago that he didnt trust her as shes allways talking about kids.
But either way, I cant take the risk of my mrs finding out that I had her friend round here and tried to bang her.
Im not going out again drinking. Its not safe. There are far to many nutters out there
But either way, I cant take the risk of my mrs finding out that I had her friend round here and tried to bang her.
You Sir are a slapper :lmao2:
dvtimes
09-11-05, 01:12 PM
You should have had sex with her.
If he was a real mate he would not have minded.
I live by two rules.
1. Never get involved with other peoples affairs.
2. Never refuse sex from a woman.
To be honest, I never understand why someone would get upset by anyone sleeping with there partner. If I was married, it would not bother me. But then again I know, no one is going to be as good as me.
To me sex is just fun. Why make such a fuss about it.
If your mates girlfriend wants to sleep with you, then what's the harm. She wanted you to use a condom, so its only safe sex. No different to if she used a dildo.
That's the way me and my nabour are. Its just fun between us. But she has a boyfriend for love. I give her great sex, as he is not any good. So we are all happy.
I have chatted about this to a few people. I have often asked women if they have ever wanted to sleep with others, and just about all have.
So the way I see it, is go out, have fun, play safe, and stop feeling guilty for having fun.
That's the way me and my nabour are. Its just fun between us. But she has a boyfriend for love. I give her great sex, as he is not any good. So we are all happy.
that fact the boyfriend doesn't have all the info on who is in on this happy bunch is just a minor detail. ;)
dvtimes
09-11-05, 02:15 PM
that fact the boyfriend doesn't have all the info on who is in on this happy bunch is just a minor detail. ;)
Not my problem.
And why should he care?
In truth, she only slept with him as I was sleeping with her. She is a bit chubby, and told me she could not have sex as she felt ugly. I made her feel hot. Now she loves sex.
She said we should stop. I said fine, give me one reason why we should stop.
I said, your now having sex, you feel better about yourself, you are more relaxed during the day, your even dressing better. And I make you cum like mad (she squits all over when I play with her).
I said, feel free to go back to your old world, whivch you hated.
Her anser to that was to drop her clothes on the floor and to push my hand between her legs. So I have an idea she thinks my way the best.
Not my problem.
And why should he care?
let me bookmark that one. at some point you will complain about being cheated on, be it a sponsor, a bit partner, be it a spouse.
expect this thread to be bumped then. :eyebrows:
dvtimes
09-11-05, 06:06 PM
let me bookmark that one. at some point you will complain about being cheated on, be it a sponsor, a bit partner, be it a spouse.
expect this thread to be bumped then. :eyebrows:
What do you mean by being 'cheated' on?
I see no problem with any girl of mine enjoying good sex with others.
If you mean 'cheated' as in her falling in love with someone else, well if its going to happen, then it will happen. Do I really want her to stay with me just because I love her? If she does not feel the same then I prefer her to find someone else.
If by 'cheated' on you mean she goes in the freezer and eats my Ben and Jerry's ice cream, then I do not think I could look at her again.
you miss the point dude. you fuck some bird behind her boyfriend's back. apart from her being a cunt for doing so, you are just as 'guilty' in the cheating. if it was all so fine and good and - most importantly - right, why not let him in on the fact you bonk her? ;)
how can you even say
That's the way me and my nabour are. Its just fun between us. But she has a boyfriend for love. I give her great sex, as he is not any good. So we are all happy.
when you seem to lack the balls to give him the information? afraid he won't be that happy afterwards?
dvtimes
09-11-05, 06:40 PM
you miss the point dude. you fuck some bird behind her boyfriend's back. apart from her being a cunt for doing so, you are just as 'guilty' in the cheating. if it was all so fine and good and - most importantly - right, why not let him in on the fact you bonk her? ;)
how can you even say
when you seem to lack the balls to give him the information? afraid he won't be that happy afterwards?
I have no problem telling him.
She does not want anyone to know.
To be honest she is only going with him for sex and she thinks he is seeing somone too.
In fact she told him, she does not care if he sees others, so its a bit rich if he gets upset over me.
then go on, tell him. make a video of it. :D
dvtimes
09-11-05, 07:02 PM
then go on, tell him. make a video of it. :D
I tried to.
I used my pda, but she asked me what i was doing (shame), when I was turning it on.
i meant a video of you telling him. :takethat:
maxdaforce
09-11-05, 09:07 PM
johnny,don't let your mrs visit this site or the cats out the bag!!! :lmao2:
johnny,don't let your mrs visit this site or the cats out the bag!!! :lmao2:
if she can reach the PC, surely the chain is too long.
johnny,don't let your mrs visit this site or the cats out the bag!!!
Especially as she use to do the webmaster forums, but she doesnt bother anymore. There isnt much chance of her seeing this. As she doesnt go online anymore. Besides when she gets home from her holliday Ill delete the forum anyway :eyebrows:
i don't think i've ever been misquoted in such an obvious fashion before. :liar:
i'm glad i'm not a drinking buddy of yours :D
i don't think i've ever been misquoted in such an obvious fashion before. :liar:
Try posting more on GFY then :eyebrows: Then youll really know what misquoting is
i'm glad i'm not a drinking buddy of yours :D
Its worse being one of my drinking buddys girlfriends :eyebrows:
i'm glad i'm not a drinking buddy of yours :D
JT is a crap drinking partner - 8 pints of stella and thats it - fact - :gay:
JT is a crap drinking partner - 8 pints of stella and thats it - fact - :gay:
Says the bloke who tried to find a weeker lager in the pub that carlsberg
:gay:
Says the bloke who tried to find a weeker lager in the pub that carlsberg
:gay:
only because i knew i had to carry you home :ninja:
(she squits all over when I play with her).
You let her shit all over you? That aint right dude.
Try posting more on GFY then :eyebrows: Then youll really know what misquoting is
sometimes last year i broke my resolution never to have more than 100 posts there. don't tempt me.
You let her shit all over you? That aint right dude.
that shit sells, let him go on.
sometimes last year i broke my resolution never to have more than 100 posts there. don't tempt me.
Go on dude, I dare you :onguard:
Infact our next compitition may me GFY related. I can see some UK thread on there started on here getting a comp going
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