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Damian
06-19-07, 06:03 PM
http://www.cellular-news.com/story/24416.php
Rosie
06-19-07, 06:04 PM
Thought we were talking about the aftermath of WFH taking it up the bum on Saturday night :)
Damian
06-19-07, 06:05 PM
"She won't be shitting right for a week".
badbee
06-19-07, 06:20 PM
"She won't be shitting right for a week".


What was that? Bad Santa?

was funny as fuck :D
Damian
06-19-07, 06:24 PM
What was that? Bad Santa?

was funny as fuck :D

Yeah Bad Santa, great film
Elisha Jade
06-19-07, 06:28 PM
Yeah Bad Santa, great film

I watched it ages ago, loved it.. but didnt remember how much swearing was in it... I ordered the uncut version from america on dvd (badder santa) and watched it with my family one night... they couldn't believe how rude it was lol and in the end turned it off.
Johnny Kleenexxx
06-19-07, 07:39 PM
be shitting cubes he will
xcite-tv
06-19-07, 07:56 PM
http://www.cellular-news.com/story/24416.php


what a shame.

I thought this thread was about Damian having his arse sewn up after talking out of it so much
WordsforHire
06-19-07, 08:20 PM
Are youon drugs today xcite?

As for my arse antics they are all in the past..

I wonder how people can put penises up their bum never mind mobile phones!!!
Damian
06-19-07, 08:31 PM
what a shame.

I thought this thread was about Damian having his arse sewn up after talking out of it so much

AH AHAHAHAHAAH

ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

ISWYDT

LOL ROFL PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
badbee
06-19-07, 08:38 PM
As for my arse antics they are all in the past..



You're putting things behind you again then ? ;)
Bernice
06-19-07, 09:59 PM
Maybe theres a market there for a mobile phone company - the Mobile thats fits up your arse.

JUst plug it in and go - with bluetooth headset - look no hands !!!

Rose your in SM what do you reckon - the ultimate accesory for a Mistress. She can wear the headset and subbie can carry the phone up his arse for her.

10000s of applications I'm sure.
Willie_Ekkerslike
06-19-07, 10:01 PM
Maybe theres a market there for a mobile phone company - the Mobile thats fits up your arse.

JUst plug it in and go - with bluetooth headset - look no hands !!!

Rose your in SM what do you reckon - the ultimate accesory for a Mistress. She can wear the headset and subbie can carry the phone up his arse for her.

10000s of applications I'm sure.

It seems to be a part of phone sex that has a certain ring to it!
psl
06-19-07, 10:09 PM
Would anal sex be the only way to send a text then in this situation.......
Willie_Ekkerslike
06-19-07, 10:15 PM
Would anal sex be the only way to send a text then in this situation.......

Maybe, and how easy would it be to insert a smiley?
psl
06-19-07, 10:17 PM
Maybe, and how easy would it be to insert a smiley?

I don't know, should we ask WFH's other half....hehehhehehhhehe
WordsforHire
06-19-07, 10:22 PM
OMG it just never ends does it LOL...I'm going to strangle JP for this.
Willie_Ekkerslike
06-19-07, 10:26 PM
I don't know, should we ask WFH's other half....hehehhehehhhehe

Im not going there, may need a favour from her.
psl
06-19-07, 10:31 PM
OMG it just never ends does it LOL...I'm going to strangle JP for this.

Sorry WFH, couldn't resist.I promise to stop now.:P
-HF
06-19-07, 10:32 PM
Im not going there, may need a favour from her.

and the butt kissing begins.
Willie_Ekkerslike
06-19-07, 10:42 PM
and the butt kissing begins.

If thats what it takes, then WFH's butt will be kissed LOL :)
-HF
06-19-07, 10:51 PM
just avoid the sloppy ones, she doesn't like it wet. ;)
smoothballs
06-19-07, 10:58 PM
would of loved to of rang it while it was still the arse if he had it on vibrate! lol