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Gnat69
09-09-05, 03:02 PM
Thought maybe you guys might have something to add.....LOL

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk

a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive

d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type

d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you

g) Oh, I just couldn't- no one wants to hear me sing

h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination

i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

k) I must get to my bed because I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.

:guinness:

Tim
09-09-05, 04:01 PM
I've only had a few ales!

Cardinal_Sin
09-09-05, 04:22 PM
Thought maybe you guys might have something to add.....LOL

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk

a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive

d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type

d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you

g) Oh, I just couldn't- no one wants to hear me sing

h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination

i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

k) I must get to my bed because I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.

:guinness:

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
No
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk
No
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk
No

morefodder
09-09-05, 04:42 PM
Thought maybe you guys might have something to add.....LOL

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk

a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive

d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type

d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you

g) Oh, I just couldn't- no one wants to hear me sing

h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination

i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

k) I must get to my bed because I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.

:guinness:

:lmao2: Very good :lmao2:

Gnat69
09-09-05, 07:02 PM
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
No
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk
No
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk
No

LMFAO :lmao2: so true

JesseP
09-09-05, 10:43 PM
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
No
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk
No
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk
No

Ha ha, you beat me to it!

rogue
09-12-05, 12:27 AM
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
No
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk
No
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk
No


LOL, so true!

JT
09-12-05, 12:53 AM
"Although your my mates mrs and are putting it on a plate, can you leave my house before I fuck you and regret it in the morning" Thats hard to say when your drunk

JP
09-12-05, 01:38 AM
"Although your my mates mrs and are putting it on a plate, can you leave my house before I fuck you and regret it in the morning" Thats hard to say when your drunk
It's funny, because it's true :69:

justb
09-12-05, 06:32 PM
it's hard to say "sushi chef" when you're sober