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I need good reliable hookers, ones who wont pinch all the mrs's belongings. I was thinking of getting 7 of them. Any ideas? :blush:
maxdaforce
09-09-05, 12:51 PM
have a wank before you visit one to get your moneys worth.
consider if it isn't more cost effective to get some bird in a pub drunk and bonk her all night for free rather than paying a pro for a one off.
consider if it isn't more cost effective to get some bird in a pub drunk and bonk her all night for free rather than paying a pro for a one off.
Yeah but the prostitutes aren't fussy :takethat:
By the way I can't see you :)
have a wank before you visit one to get your moneys worth.
LOL
consider if it isn't more cost effective to get some bird in a pub drunk and bonk her all night for free rather than paying a pro for a one off.
Drink Till She's Pretty.....and is she is just about to pass out there will be no objections :bonk: LOL
-partyon- Will you post pics?
Drink Till She's Pretty
that sword might cut both ways. :eyebrows:
Cardinal_Sin
09-09-05, 05:01 PM
I need good reliable hookers, ones who wont pinch all the mrs's belongings. I was thinking of getting 7 of them. Any ideas? :blush:
What do you want 7 hookers for - That's a pretty unballanced rugby team
What do you want 7 hookers for - That's a pretty unballanced rugby team
she must have gone away for a weeks holiday.
JT want's a new one each night?
Cardinal_Sin
09-09-05, 07:30 PM
she must have gone away for a weeks holiday.
JT want's a new one each night?
That sort of thing is ok when you are 18 - But JT is nearly 75 - What can he do with a different bird every day?
Got it!
By the 7th day he will remember what his nob is for!
7! is that one to do the cooking, one for the cleaning, one for washing, one for ironing, one to take the dog for a walk, one to cut the lawn and one to clean the car?
Maybe you had better book another one if you want any shagging!!
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-partyon- Will you post pics?
Yes I may get some porn star hookers :eyebrows:
she must have gone away for a weeks holiday.
JT want's a new one each night?
Nope, all in one night
Two putting on a lesbian show
one sucking the old fella
one licking my balls
one massaging my back with her pussy
one patting my bum cheeks
and one bringing beer :eyebrows:
7! is that one to do the cooking, one for the cleaning, one for washing, one for ironing, one to take the dog for a walk, one to cut the lawn and one to clean the car?
Maybe you had better book another one if you want any shagging!!
No I want 7 hookers not 7 wives :eyebrows:
Yes I may get some porn star hookers :eyebrows:
OK now I have to see pics! :eyebrows:
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