Is my neighbour going to have sex with me?

[dvtimes]

Is my neighbour going to have sex with me?

A few weeks back she emailed me saying that she has not had sex for two years and is gagging for it.

I said being a mate I would have sex with her.

She said that would be great. She wanted no strings sex.

But now her ex has asked her to sleep with him (twat).

She knows he sleeps with others, and treats her like shit. But its a case of better the devil you know.

In truth she is not attractive, but its the principle.

It would be nice to have someone only a few houses away to have fun with.

But I think now she is going off the idea.

[JT]

Id say yes she is. Take pics and post them here :thumbsup:

[dvtimes]

Id say yes she is. Take pics and post them here :thumbsup:

Only somone with no morals would do that.

But as i have no morals, then of course i will.

I tried to snap her in the bath the last time i was at her house, but it was too dark for my camera phone.

Problem is, is that she and her family are strickt chatholics. Non of them would even go topless on the beach.

[SGS]

Only somone with no morals would do that.

But as i have no morals, then of course i will.

:lmao2:

[dvtimes]

Emails from her:

When i sent her pics from that car game to point out that they are a bit rude:
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***** IS ONLY INTERESTED IN SHOOTING PEOPLE AND NICKING CARS! FROM
THAT PICTURE HE WOULDNT KNOW WHAT IT WAS ANYWAY.


WISH SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT TO ME!!!

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I thought you were gonna have no strings attached sex with me?

Those things you just said were really nice.

I do want to be just mates with you but I'm also in need of sex. Although
not yet as firstly my pill ran out in france and i havent got another one
sorted yet and secondly im just a bit ermm I cant really describe it, I
know once i have had sex you I will want it all the time and will be okay
it's just doing it that first time and with you as we have been mates for
such a long time I dont wanna lose that! And I have never looked at you in
a sexual way before and I never dreamed you had me

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I told her I would go down on her:

i think i just came in my panties after reading that

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I feel like a vigin again

I havent had sex or been touched or tasted for nearly 2 years now

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But then her twat ex, has asked to sleep with her, and she is now going cold on the idea.

This sucks.

[dvtimes]

I am also going to try it on with her next door, now with luck she has broke up with her husband.

[-HF]

what you working on there? a branched out harem? :D

[dvtimes]

What I could do with is a good email to send her.

I told her that if we went together it would be special as we were such good friends, not sure if it helped.

So if anyone can do me a really good email that will get her in the sack, I would be grateful.

[dvtimes]

what you working on there? a branched out harem? :D

I cannot help it, ever since i was a kid all I wanted to do was get girls nude (see my story (http://www.anguloa.com/text.htm)).

To me its rude not to.

Its just a shame there are so many elderly around near me.

[SGS]

I cannot help it, ever since i was a kid all I wanted to do was get girls nude (see my story (http://www.anguloa.com/text.htm)).

To me its rude not to.

Its just a shame there are so many elderly around near me.

The elderly need loving too. :Penis

[-HF]

get them to your place, install some hidden cams and get the most authentic voyeur content you can think of. ;)

[craig]

What I could do with is a good email to send her.

I told her that if we went together it would be special as we were such good friends, not sure if it helped.

So if anyone can do me a really good email that will get her in the sack, I would be grateful.



Hmmm an email to get her into bed eh?

You could always forward on the email from Winjibi Conjobo, the son of the Nigerian diplomat who has several million dollars he needs help sneaking out of the country and tell her after a good old fashioned shag you will go 50-50 with her.

Or

Just email her......

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

or if shes a little common, just say one up the bum, no harm done!

Or or....

If shes more common and you want to add a touch of class, invite her out to dinner.... Smooth eh?

Buy her a bag of chips, ask her to bend over the wall, so you can mount the nest. You get a shag and she gets to eat out!!!

Or or or......

Ask her for a game of Rhodeo.

Get a bunch of webmasters hiding in your closet and tell them to be quiet.

Then strip her naked on your bed.

Don a cowboy hat and if your really kinky, a set of spurs.

Get her into the doggy position and mount..

Hold onto her shoulders or long hair and start to push

Once you have the rhythm correct, SHOUT OUT Rhodeo!!!!! which is when the webmasters jump out of the closet shouting, drinking and taking pics for B&B.

The game?

Well see how long you can ride her for.

:crown:

[JesseP]

Sounds like she has already agreed to the sex, she is just a bit unsure who to have it with (lucky to have a choice!!!).

How about, 'Girls with (insert choice of attribute here) make me so horny, I couldn't go to sleep last night until I had got rid of my hard on'

or, 'I can't believe you are thinking of changing your mind, all I have been thinking about since ...... is kissing your naked body all over'

If you were a fit 20 year old, those would work for me :)