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dvtimes
09-05-05, 02:01 AM
Its all gone off tonight.

Twat face, who screams at his wife all the time went nuts and broke her nose. when the police came he punched two of them (one being a seargent).

They let him out of the cells after two hours as he is a hemofiliac.

he is now home with him mum (who lives behind me).

He has told her to get out of the house by 12 Monday as he has a restraining order on him till then.

his mum (pissed up bitch) has been telling everyone i am 'strange' as i have a nature garden, and i am also a pedofile. She also said the girl in my street (who is ill and needs regular hospital visits) is a drugy (I have known her years, and she is not).

So its a bit mad in the street.

Winston
09-05-05, 02:13 AM
i have a nature garden, and i am also a pedofile.
:eek:

SGS
09-05-05, 07:44 AM
Its all gone off tonight.

Twat face, who screams at his wife all the time went nuts and broke her nose. when the police came he punched two of them (one being a seargent).

They let him out of the cells after two hours as he is a hemofiliac.

he is now home with him mum (who lives behind me).

He has told her to get out of the house by 12 Monday as he has a restraining order on him till then.

his mum (pissed up bitch) has been telling everyone i am 'strange' as i have a nature garden, and i am also a pedofile. She also said the girl in my street (who is ill and needs regular hospital visits) is a drugy (I have known her years, and she is not).

So its a bit mad in the street.

Do you live on the set of Eastenders? :)

Antony
09-05-05, 07:51 AM
Home sweet home :)

JT
09-05-05, 08:43 AM
Nothing like a quite Sunday night relaxing at home

dvtimes
09-05-05, 11:18 AM
Just a day in my mad life.

SGS
09-05-05, 12:24 PM
Just a day in my mad life.

Maybe time to move? There is more to life than that kind of thing.

morefodder
09-05-05, 12:35 PM
Seems like as good a place as any to rant about whats just happened to me now. Some fekin twats keyed my car last night .. made a good job of it, went over it three times in some places ... anyone know any voodoo so i can make the bollocks of these tossers fester and become uncontrollably painfull or have a thought implanted so that the only relief of something nightmareish is to copy tubgirl so that they HAVE to shit on themselves, say 3 times a day .. or sommat as nasty ... if so, please let me know

ukwebmasters
09-05-05, 03:49 PM
are you sure you live in the same lead(s) as the one I am familiar with lol

:onguard:

dvtimes
09-05-05, 03:59 PM
are you sure you live in the same lead(s) as the one I am familiar with lol

:onguard:

yes

no news today about last night.

ukwebmasters
09-05-05, 08:43 PM
adam I am in your neck of the woods end of this week, if you wanna meet 4 a drink let me know ::: info@ukwebmasters.info :::

:onguard:

dvtimes
09-05-05, 08:53 PM
adam I am in your neck of the woods end of this week, if you wanna meet 4 a drink let me know ::: info@ukwebmasters.info :::

:onguard:

cool

any time

rogue
09-05-05, 11:49 PM
his mum (pissed up bitch) has been telling everyone i am 'strange' as i have a nature garden, and i am also a pedofile..

what a nasty (and dangeurous) rumour to spread!!

Geezer
09-05-05, 11:50 PM
what a nasty (and dangeurous) rumour to spread!!

Yeah I know, imagine people thinking you have a nature garden :takethat: