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Simon
05-24-07, 11:46 AM
Breakfast at Macdonalds ended 15 mins ago.

I was really looking forward to one of their hash brown things. But not so much their coffee.

:shaggy:

beav
05-24-07, 11:59 AM
yeah i was gutted about that roughly the same time

tdf
05-24-07, 12:02 PM
pmsl me 2, i love mcdonalds breakfast

chloe-dove
05-24-07, 12:09 PM
ewwww thats dirty. have a smoothie or some shreddies

Damian
05-24-07, 12:12 PM
Oh the joys of working from home. I just made a McDamo breakfast. Poached eggs, bacon, toast, good coffee.

Happy days.

JT
05-24-07, 12:13 PM
No problem. Get a frozen bag of hash browns, preferably from Iceland where all the other pikies go, make sure they have plenty of salt and flavour enhancers and preservatives. Throw one in a deep fat fryer remove cover in salt and serve. If you can get a spotty teenager who hasnt washed his hands to sneaze on it first and do it for you, you have arrived in heaven.

:character0079:

JT
05-24-07, 12:15 PM
Oh the joys of working from home. I just made a McDamo breakfast. Poached eggs, bacon, toast, good coffee.

Happy days.

Why go to the trouble of making & eating quality food, where you know whats in it and where it came from, when there is a teenager round the corner waiting to deep fry some re constituted potato and add it to some meat that has been blasted off the bone with high powered jet washers

chloe-dove
05-24-07, 12:16 PM
Oh the joys of working from home. I just made a McDamo breakfast. Poached eggs, bacon, toast, good coffee.

Happy days.
you are a good boy damian poaching your eggs is so much better for you, and they taste better :)

heidi84
05-24-07, 12:17 PM
pmsl me 2, i love mcdonalds breakfast

Ah well make your own like you usually do just dont blow up the mirowave this time trying to poach eggs!! lol

I dont like the bacon from macdonalds or the sausage its horrible, i tend to get a bacon and egg mcmuffin and take the bacon out. The hash browns are yummy tho :)

towlie
05-24-07, 12:17 PM
Had a big mac for lunch yesterday and i can still feel it why oh why do i do this to myself ! :spank:

Simon
05-24-07, 12:28 PM
ewwww thats dirty. have a smoothie or some shreddies
A smoothie? Thats what we call girls with minimal flappage! Eugh.

Simon
05-24-07, 12:31 PM
Oh the joys of working from home. I just made a McDamo breakfast. Poached eggs, bacon, toast, good coffee.

Happy days.But were you surly and disinterested as you made it? Did you pay yourself minimum wage while you did it? Can't get the full effect without plenty of bogie from Johnny-no-stars! :)

Damian
05-24-07, 12:33 PM
you are a good boy damian poaching your eggs is so much better for you, and they taste better :)

It took years of experimentation to work out how to do them perfectly

But thanks to Delia, I now can

I much prefer poached to any other flavour of egg.

And my bacon was grilled too.

:)

Do I get a prize?

JT
05-24-07, 12:39 PM
It took years of experimentation to work out how to do them perfectly

But thanks to Delia, I now can

I much prefer poached to any other flavour of egg.

And my bacon was grilled too.

:)

Do I get a prize?


Yes one more day on your life.

So when you are 90, in a hospice, riddled with cancer and dying a slow painfull death. You will be happy in the knowldege that you have to suffer that one extra day :)

Damian
05-24-07, 12:40 PM
Yes one more day on your life.

So when you are 90, in a hospice, riddled with cancer and dying a slow painfull death. You will be happy in the knowldege that you have to suffer that one extra day :)

The bread was brown, does that get me an extra day?

JT
05-24-07, 12:43 PM
The bread was brown, does that get me an extra day?

No, but it will make you poo more fequently So why you are lying there, you'll be shitting yourself too and lying in pain rithing in your own poo

xcite-tv
05-24-07, 12:47 PM
I Had a banana, with some home weaved yogurt, nut bread toast and a skinny decaf frappachino. washed down with some organic green tea.

Now i plan to get all my Lance Armstrong replica lycra on, strap my feet into my carbon free, lighter than air £3000 mountain bike and cycle for a few miles........

















Over to Cambridge services to get a Bargain bucket from KFC




Thank fuck i woke up from my dream I thought i was some tosser from Hamsptead there

Damian
05-24-07, 12:50 PM
No, but it will make you poo more fequently So why you are lying there, you'll be shitting yourself too and lying in pain rithing in your own poo

damn

maybe I will develop a scat fetish by then and actually enjoy that

Elisha Jade
05-24-07, 12:53 PM
Breakfast at Macdonalds ended 15 mins ago.

I was really looking forward to one of their hash brown things. But not so much their coffee.

You actually enjoy eating stuff from there!?

Simon
05-24-07, 01:00 PM
You actually enjoy eating stuff from there!?Yes. lots. Everyone does. Not as much as when the burgers came in styrofoam of course, but I guess we all have to make some sacrifices to save the world.

Macdonalds in Budapest is very cool indeed. No one seems to have told them they aren't a real restaurant so they sell REAL coffee and REAL cakes.

OMFG, this is all going a little Pulp Fiction. Have I told you about the "Royale With Cheese"?

AllRuth
05-24-07, 01:16 PM
Mmmmm. I love McDonalds junky yumminess. I had an egg mcmuffin for the first time recently. They're evily goooood.

Elisha Jade
05-24-07, 02:09 PM
Yes. lots. Everyone does. Not as much as when the burgers came in styrofoam of course, but I guess we all have to make some sacrifices to save the world.

Macdonalds in Budapest is very cool indeed. No one seems to have told them they aren't a real restaurant so they sell REAL coffee and REAL cakes.

OMFG, this is all going a little Pulp Fiction. Have I told you about the "Royale With Cheese"?

I don't like their food but I used to be addicted to their strawberry milkshakes until I found out they have chicken fat in them... so I stopped a good 5 years ago. Bleugh still makes me feel sick thinking about it.

Damian
05-24-07, 02:16 PM
I don't like their food but I used to be addicted to their strawberry milkshakes until I found out they have chicken fat in them... so I stopped a good 5 years ago. Bleugh still makes me feel sick thinking about it.

Yeah, get a milkshake from there and leave it over night on the side. The fat all seperates from the 'milk' and floats on the top. It's nasty.

www.shakeaway.com for the win!

Elisha Jade
05-24-07, 02:19 PM
Yeah, get a milkshake from there and leave it over night on the side. The fat all seperates from the 'milk' and floats on the top. It's nasty.

Bleugh Bleugh!!!!

JP
05-24-07, 02:22 PM
I found out they have chicken fat in them
http://www.beerandbollocks.com/silly/drooling_homer.gif

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... chicken fat

Simon
05-24-07, 02:42 PM
Over to Cambridge services to get a Bargain bucket from KFCTheres also one on East Road, though its a bitch to park, other than in the Grafton.

AllRuth
05-24-07, 02:51 PM
I don't like their food but I used to be addicted to their strawberry milkshakes until I found out they have chicken fat in them... so I stopped a good 5 years ago. Bleugh still makes me feel sick thinking about it.

Surely that's not true. Not that I ever drink strawberry milkshakes... I'm a banana milkshake girl.
I just looked up the ingredients of the "milk base" and the flavourings and there's definitely nothing chicken related at all.

Damian
05-24-07, 02:54 PM
Surely that's not true. Not that I ever drink strawberry milkshakes... I'm a banana milkshake girl.
I just looked up the ingredients of the "milk base" and the flavourings and there's definitely nothing chicken related at all.

They used to contain it. Actually I seem to remember it was pig fat.

AllRuth
05-24-07, 03:00 PM
But not anymore then? :)

Simon
05-24-07, 03:03 PM
Did someone say "Fat Pig"? Who? When? Was it me? Is it true?

SimonQuinlank
05-24-07, 03:05 PM
But not anymore then? :)

No its full of these wholesome ingredients

milkfat and nonfat milk, sugar, sweet whey, high-fructose corn syrup, guar gum, monoglycerides and diglycerides, cellulose gum, sodium phosphate, carrageenan, citric acid, E129, amyl acetate, amyl butyrate, amyl valerate, anethol, anisyl formate, benzyl acetate, benzyl isobutyrate, butyric acid, cinnamyl isobutyrate, cinnamyl valerate, cognac essential oil, diacetyl, dipropyl ketone, ethyl butyrate, ethyl cinnamate, ethyl heptanoate, ethyl heptylate, ethyl lactate, ethyl methylphenylglycidate, ethyl nitrate, ethyl propionate, ethyl valerate, heliotropin, hydroxyphrenyl- 2-butanone (10% solution in alcohol), ionone, isobutyl anthranilate, isobutyl butyrate, lemon essential oil, maltol, 4-methylacetophenone, methyl anthranilate, methyl benzoate, methyl cinnamate, methyl heptine carbonate, methyl naphthyl ketone, methyl salicylate, mint essential oil, neroli essential oil, nerolin, neryl isobutyrate, orris butter, phenethyl alcohol, rose, rum ether, undecalactone, vanillin and solvent.

Elisha Jade
05-24-07, 03:14 PM
They used to contain it. Actually I seem to remember it was pig fat.

That's even worse! I'll stick to water lol

heidi84
05-24-07, 03:16 PM
Simon Did someone say "Fat Pig"? Who? When? Was it me? Is it true?

:llama:

Simon
05-24-07, 03:18 PM
monoglycerides and diglycerides - Which is a fancy name for "fat"

Naturally occuring things have chemical names too.

amyl acetate
amyl valerate
anisyl formate
benzyl isobutyrate
cinnamyl isobutyrate
diacetyl
ethyl acetate
ethyl butyrate
ethyl heptanoate
ethyl lactate
ethyl nitrate
ethyl valerate
hydroxyphenyl-2-butanone
isobutyl anthranilate
4-methylacetophenone
methyl benzoate
methyl heptine carbonate
amyl butyrate
anethol
benzyl acetate
butyric acid
cinnamyl valerate
dipropyl ketone
ethyl amyl ketone
ethyl cinnamate
ethyl heptylate
ethyl methylphenylglycidate
ethyl propionate
heliotropin
alpha-ionone
isobutyl butyrate
methyl anthranilate
methyl cinnamate
methyl naphthyl ketone
methyl salicylate
phenethyl alcohol
gamma-undecalactone
vanillin


This list - its whats in a strawberry!

TGITC
05-24-07, 03:21 PM
When I lived in america, i had mikey dees most days...
Now Im back in the UK, the nearest is about 8 miles away... Boohhh
Miss MD's

TGITC
05-24-07, 03:22 PM
monoglycerides and diglycerides - Which is a fancy name for "fat"

Naturally occuring things have chemical names too.

amyl acetate
amyl valerate
anisyl formate
benzyl isobutyrate
cinnamyl isobutyrate
diacetyl
ethyl acetate
ethyl butyrate
ethyl heptanoate
ethyl lactate
ethyl nitrate
ethyl valerate
hydroxyphenyl-2-butanone
isobutyl anthranilate
4-methylacetophenone
methyl benzoate
methyl heptine carbonate
amyl butyrate
anethol
benzyl acetate
butyric acid
cinnamyl valerate
dipropyl ketone
ethyl amyl ketone
ethyl cinnamate
ethyl heptylate
ethyl methylphenylglycidate
ethyl propionate
heliotropin
alpha-ionone
isobutyl butyrate
methyl anthranilate
methyl cinnamate
methyl naphthyl ketone
methyl salicylate
phenethyl alcohol
gamma-undecalactone
vanillin


This list - its whats in a strawberry!

Yeah... But Boy... IT TASTES GOOD !!!

AllRuth
05-24-07, 03:24 PM
I am a sick freak for now considering going to mcdonalds for lunch? :(

xcite-tv
05-24-07, 03:56 PM
Theres also one on East Road, though its a bitch to park, other than in the Grafton.

But if you ever saw the bins and the staff out the back on Adam And Eve St you would NEVER eat from there

towlie
05-24-07, 05:29 PM
If you really wanna hear something nasty there was a Mc D'd near me which is closed now, Due to a young girl getting herpes (i think it was that) from a milkshake they looked into and it was a spunk shake courtesy of a employee :noway2: !
MMM think it was called the Mc'kake shake !

redwhiteandblue
05-24-07, 05:40 PM
monoglycerides and diglycerides - Which is a fancy name for "fat"

Naturally occuring things have chemical names too.

amyl acetate
amyl valerate
anisyl formate
benzyl isobutyrate
cinnamyl isobutyrate
diacetyl
ethyl acetate
ethyl butyrate
ethyl heptanoate
ethyl lactate
ethyl nitrate
ethyl valerate
hydroxyphenyl-2-butanone
isobutyl anthranilate
4-methylacetophenone
methyl benzoate
methyl heptine carbonate
amyl butyrate
anethol
benzyl acetate
butyric acid
cinnamyl valerate
dipropyl ketone
ethyl amyl ketone
ethyl cinnamate
ethyl heptylate
ethyl methylphenylglycidate
ethyl propionate
heliotropin
alpha-ionone
isobutyl butyrate
methyl anthranilate
methyl cinnamate
methyl naphthyl ketone
methyl salicylate
phenethyl alcohol
gamma-undecalactone
vanillin


This list - its whats in a strawberry!

Fucking hell I'm never eating strawberries again then.