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Why are invisible unicorns pink??
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dvtimes
08-27-05, 05:44 PM
Why are invisible unicorns pink??
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If they are invisible then they cannot be pink unless they stand in front of somthing pink.
Nickali
08-27-05, 11:01 PM
dunno if ure right dvtwat, if u are then well done,have ureself a snowball.if not then stop boring me u twat
morefodder
08-28-05, 09:41 AM
Why are invisible unicorns pink??
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1 they arnt as they dont exist
2 if the are invisible, you couldnt see any colours anyway
3 heres one back at you ...
where do they get the seeds for seedless grapes ??? (really, i dont know !!)
also, arent all rooms room temperature ????
dunno if ure right dvtwat, if u are then well done,have ureself a snowball.if not then stop boring me u twat
are you like his offical fan club president or something..
Every thread i read you're bashing him.. even in threads that have nothing to
do with him and he hasn't even posted [yet] in..
(i'm sure i've seen one or two)..
There is an ignore function on the board..
if he bugs you that much use it and never have
to read a dvtimes post again!!
fredicus
08-28-05, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by morefodder where do they get the seeds for seedless grapes ???
Seeded grapes propogate by their seeds
Seedless grapes propogate by the roots.
I think :) :drink: :)
morefodder
08-28-05, 07:53 PM
Seeded grapes propogate by their seeds
Seedless grapes propogate by the roots.
I think :) :drink: :)
Sounds good to me, thanks for the info !! ... Even if its not right, next time someone says that, ill have an answer ready ! :gold:
arent all rooms room temperature ????
No
Wrong
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Room temperature, in laboratory reports, is taken to be roughly 21–23 degrees Celsius (70 degrees Fahrenheit), or 294–296 kelvins.
what about theold chestnut... why dont you ever see baby pidgeons? you dont ! Why ?
have we discovered the answer to the orig post re unicorns ? if not then I know... Whats my prize if Im right... ?
A Date with DVTimes ?
have we discovered the answer to the orig post re unicorns ? if not then I know... Whats my prize if Im right... ?
A Date with DVTimes ?
I dont think the original unicorn post has been answered correctly yet.
Go for it :)
Well, I'll give it a try... But Please, Do Go First...
So, I After You Confirm My Question...
Will I getr To Win An All Expenses Paid Date with the 1-&-Only... DVTimes ???
I will then fess up infront of my peers, and place my honor, along side my decidedly dubious answer, and stand up straight, reday to face the possible SHAME of my answer...
Shame ? What Shame ?
Well, Im a bit concerned about this strange idea that you have hadregarding the winner going on a date with DVTimes...
Basiaccally, thats the part that cause the shame... But, Your Puzzel Your Rules...
I'll just play along...
Well, I'll give it a try... But Please, Do Go First...
So, I After You Confirm My Question...
Will I getr To Win An All Expenses Paid Date with the 1-&-Only... DVTimes ???
I will then fess up infront of my peers, and place my honor, along side my decidedly dubious answer, and stand up straight, reday to face the possible SHAME of my answer...
Shame ? What Shame ?
Well, Im a bit concerned about this strange idea that you have hadregarding the winner going on a date with DVTimes...
Basiaccally, thats the part that cause the shame... But, Your Puzzel Your Rules...
I'll just play along...
hehe
I dont actually know DVT so it would be unfair to pimp him out.
He might be in Leeds tonight if it doesnt rain though....
Well, could the answer be...?
2 parts Bailey's® Irish cream
1 part brandy
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part vodka
1 dash Cointreau® orange liqueur
1 dash Midori® melon liqueur
2 parts milk...
???
Am I close by any chance :)
Sorry and dont forger to serve in a COCKTAIL GLASS, and only serve a tiny weenie poertion of the delicious necar... But disgise this clear and blatent theft of the coins from your pocket, and as such ALSO THE BREAD OUT OF YOUR POOR POOR CHILDDRENS MOUTHS...By filling up the remaining space in the class,using lots of bullshit plastic sticks, brolly, other shit and assorted orther crap from under the sofa, that youll only end up chucking away...
RIP OFF BRITIAN !
BLOODY TYPICAL
!!!
aND ASSUMING OF COURSE THAT THE ANSWER WANT SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT AITHEISM AND NON RELIGOUS PAREALES AND ALL THAT BOGUS WONKY FUCK UP SHIT PISS STUFF...
Well... COE ONB ! DID I WIN ? I HOPE SO... COME ON PLEASE
LET ME KNOW I AM GETTING IMPOTANT !!!!
I CANT WAIT MUCH LONGER...
IM DYING TO GET MY CHANCE TO BLOW DVTimes...
SUCCKY SUCCKEEE PINK UNI ????
dvtimes
09-10-05, 05:07 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn
The Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU) is the goddess of a satiric parody religion aimed at theistic beliefs, revolving around the notion that she takes the form of a unicorn that is paradoxically both invisible and pink.
It is accepted that there are no actual believers in this mock goddess, but it has become popular, especially on atheist web sites and on-line discussion forums, to feign belief in her for the sake of humor and as a form of critique or satire of theistic belief. These professions of faith also make the point that it is difficult to refute avowals of belief in phenomena outside human perception.
The IPU can be used to highlight the alleged logical shakiness of supernatural beliefs — by, for example, replacing the word "God" in any theistic statement with "Invisible Pink Unicorn". A quote from the alt.atheism FAQ sums up their use of the Invisible Pink Unicorn:
The point of this silliness is to prod the theist into remembering that their preaching is likely to be viewed by atheists as having all the credibility and seriousness of [the atheists] preaching about the IPU[...].
the best answer i have come across which is probably wrong is:-
The Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU) is the goddess of a satiric parody religion aimed at theistic beliefs, revolving around the notion that she takes the form of a unicorn that is paradoxically both invisible and pink.
It is accepted that there are no actual believers in this mock goddess, but it has become popular, especially on atheist web sites and on-line discussion forums, to feign belief in her for the sake of humor and as a form of critique or satire of theistic belief. These professions of faith also make the point that it is difficult to refute avowals of belief in phenomena outside human perception.
The IPU can be used to highlight the alleged logical shakiness of supernatural beliefs — by, for example, replacing the word "God" in any theistic statement with "Invisible Pink Unicorn". A quote from the alt.atheism FAQ sums up their use of the Invisible Pink Unicorn:
The point of this silliness is to prod the theist into remembering that their preaching is likely to be viewed by atheists as having all the credibility and seriousness of [the atheists] preaching about the IPU[...].
thinks its one of those late at night dinner party things that keep the night going when everyones brains are mash and decide to question what life is all about....
beg to differ.
it's a pink elephant. and it sits on my shoulder.
infidels, the lot of you.
the best answer i have come across which is probably wrong is:-
The Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU) is the goddess of a satiric parody religion aimed at theistic beliefs, revolving around the notion that she takes the form of a unicorn that is paradoxically both invisible and pink.
It is accepted that there are no actual believers in this mock goddess, but it has become popular, especially on atheist web sites and on-line discussion forums, to feign belief in her for the sake of humor and as a form of critique or satire of theistic belief. These professions of faith also make the point that it is difficult to refute avowals of belief in phenomena outside human perception.
The IPU can be used to highlight the alleged logical shakiness of supernatural beliefs — by, for example, replacing the word "God" in any theistic statement with "Invisible Pink Unicorn". A quote from the alt.atheism FAQ sums up their use of the Invisible Pink Unicorn:
The point of this silliness is to prod the theist into remembering that their preaching is likely to be viewed by atheists as having all the credibility and seriousness of [the atheists] preaching about the IPU[...].
thinks its one of those late at night dinner party things that keep the night going when everyones brains are mash and decide to question what life is all about....
Sounds a little like discordianism to me
All hail Eris :crown:
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