Top five classic one liners

[New Blue]

A Sky Movies poll of 1,000 UK film fans and critics picked the Top five classic one liners !

1) "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!" - Kenneth Williams (Julius Caesar) Carry On Cleo (1964)

2) "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy." - Terry Jones (Brian's Mum) Life Of Brian (1979)

3) Robert Hays (Ted Striker): "Surely you can't be serious." Leslie Nielsen (Rumack): "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane (1980)

4) "Remember you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did." - Groucho Marx (Rufus T Firefly) Duck Soup (1933)

5) "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen, (Alvy Singer) Annie Hall (1977)

[rogue]

Heh! i agree with the top three :)

[New Blue]

I laughed so hard at number four, I thought I was going to have a heart attack! :)

[refund]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.... Rhett Butler

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.....Dorothy

Here's looking at you, kid...Rick

Go ahead, make my day...Harry Callahan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...Bill Kilgore

Rosebud..... Charles Foster Kane

Bond. James Bond..... James

Show me the money!.... Jerry McGuire

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow..... Slim

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!..Gold Hat

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!..President Merkin Muffey

[Inbedwithfaith]

What about Charlie Croker in the Italian job, the 1969 version not the poor excuse of a remake?

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

"Hang on a minute lads, ive got a great idea! Err.."

[ApacheAnderson]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.... Rhett Butler

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.....Dorothy

Here's looking at you, kid...Rick

Go ahead, make my day...Harry Callahan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...Bill Kilgore

Rosebud..... Charles Foster Kane

Bond. James Bond..... James

Show me the money!.... Jerry McGuire

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow..... Slim

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!..Gold Hat

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!..President Merkin Muffey


They're quotes, this poll looks to be comedy one liners

[Rosie]

"Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others"

Works for me :)

[rogue]

my personal favourate (comedy) ...
"My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!"
the Lost Boys

[refund]

They're quotes, this poll looks to be comedy one liners

says film one liners so, I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[smoothballs]

as I often say when walking to work in a downpour and get to work canteen for a coffee...the odd comment..."got a bit wet steve"

Me

"need to get out of these wet things and into a dry martini" ...Mae West hehe

[Simon]

"All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die." Roy - Bladerunner

[refund]

"You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus."

[dvtimes]

"gonepowder" - from one of the up films with franky howard

and what am i - a zit --- from animal house

[Tim]

"We'll settle this the old navy way. First guy to die loses."

Lloyd Bridges, Hot Shots part deux