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OK what about pissing in public, now I know if a woman pulls down her knickers and pisses or a bloke gets out his cock to piss in public its an offence.
Now what if I were to piss in my pants, would any law be broken?
Lets ask JT .. I should imagine he does that most nights down the pub
Lets ask JT .. I should imagine he does that most nights down the pub
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wankmaster
03-21-07, 03:01 PM
I believe there is an old law that you can urinate onto the offside rear wheel of your car. It goes back to the old days of the stagecoach.
I believe there is an old law that you can urinate onto the offside rear wheel of your car. It goes back to the old days of the stagecoach.
No that is London Black Taxi Drivers, not everyone. Its one of those old laws that has never been revised so it is still legal for a Taxi driver to do this. Only ones that hold a current Hackney Carriage Licence.
Lets ask JT .. I should imagine he does that most nights down the pub
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wankmaster
03-21-07, 03:13 PM
Yes, I heared that it was for black cab drivers also. This page of "old laws" says anyone can do it, so long as they keep one hand on the roof of the car.
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STRANGE-BUT-TRUE LAWS
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle
A bed may not be hung out of a window
Taxi drivers are required to ask all passengers if they have smallpox or the plague
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI)
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin
Throughout the whole of England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the 25th of December
It is illegal to be drunk on licensed premises
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/wales/6204511.stm
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But, yes, I think you're right, it's a black cab thing I'd say.
STRANGE-BUT-TRUE LAWS
Taxi drivers are required to ask all passengers if they have smallpox or the plague
Rosie didnt realise that isnt the law still and thought it was strange that they had the same laws in Denmark when she moved there
mOBSCENE
03-21-07, 05:35 PM
There is a law at my local park saying not to hang out washing in the park.
It says nothing about pissing all over the bandstand though...
There is a law at my local park saying not to hang out washing in the park.
It says nothing about pissing all over the bandstand though...
How about pissing all over the band?
mOBSCENE
03-21-07, 07:14 PM
How about pissing all over the band?
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Bernice
03-21-07, 08:14 PM
Its an offence - normally you get charged with a public indecency charge and if that happens you get to be on the sex offenders register as well - normally for 5 years.
Its an offence - normally you get charged with a public indecency charge and if that happens you get to be on the sex offenders register as well - normally for 5 years.
It's certainly an offence if you get your naughty bits out too pee - but this is peeing fully clothed we're asking about :)
daveydude
03-21-07, 09:12 PM
My mate used to be a bin man - he said they were allowed to piss against the wheel of the wagon.
I had a piss in a graveyard once (I was rather drunk) and 10 minutes later I got badly beaten up by some chavs. Maybe there is a god.
Bernice
03-21-07, 09:57 PM
Roise - you could still get nicked even fully clothed. Someone I used to know used to run an Omarashi style site - they were out filming somewhere in London with a girl taking a week while fully clothed. The Police were pretty harsh on them as I recall. Not sure what they would nick you for but a friend of mine is in the cops so I could ask her.
mOBSCENE
03-21-07, 10:00 PM
Roise - you could still get nicked even fully clothed. Someone I used to know used to run an Omarashi style site - they were out filming somewhere in London with a girl taking a week while fully clothed. The Police were pretty harsh on them as I recall. Not sure what they would nick you for but a friend of mine is in the cops so I could ask her.
Breach of the piss?
Its an offence - normally you get charged with a public indecency charge and if that happens you get to be on the sex offenders register as well - normally for 5 years.
So if i don't get my old bill out cos I might get nicked I then can't hold it anymore so I piss myself, you think I could be nicked...I don't
I suppose I would get put in prison if I shit myself then
bluefox
03-22-07, 12:29 AM
Paula Radcliffe peed or crapped in her pants while doing the London Marathon last year or the year before (?) & she didn't get arrested! :sick:
I had a piss in a graveyard once (I was rather drunk) and 10 minutes later I got badly beaten up by some chavs. Maybe there is a god.
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NumptyNuts
03-22-07, 01:22 AM
OK what about pissing in public, now I know if a woman pulls down her knickers and pisses or a bloke gets out his cock to piss in public its an offence.
Now what if I were to piss in my pants, would any law be broken?
I think you are allowed to piss on your car,
I think you are allowed to piss on your car,
May I piss in your car?
NumptyNuts
03-22-07, 01:25 AM
May I piss in your car?
no that would be breaking the law
Paula Radcliffe peed or crapped in her pants while doing the London Marathon last year or the year before (?) & she didn't get arrested! :sick:
yes the world thought we was a nation of scatologists :(
strictlybroadband
03-22-07, 09:46 AM
But hang on... at street festivals now, in in the West End, they've started putting in those open air urinal thingies. So is it illegal to use one?
The funny thing is, most Brit blokes can't/won't piss in public (till the 10th pint anyway), so at festivals the urinals are hardly used and the blokes all queue up to piss indoors in private.
Americans are worse though - if you go to a public toilet there with 3 urinals, and the 2 outer ones are busy, you go in the middle one right? Except that really freaks out the Yanks. The correct etiquette seems to be that you never piss next to anyone else, or you might be gay or something...
I dunno how you blokes do it... I just cannot piss in front of anyone.
strictlybroadband
03-22-07, 01:50 PM
I dunno how you blokes do it... I just cannot piss in front of anyone.
No watersports for you then... how vanilla. :gaylords:
No watersports for you then... how vanilla. :gaylords:
I was thinking that. Who would have thought Rosie would turn out to be square in bed :)
Megafist
03-22-07, 02:03 PM
As far as I know it's legal to piss on the back wheel of you own car.
Pregnant women are still allowed to urinate into a policeman's hat as well, I think.
wankmaster
03-22-07, 02:53 PM
Pregnant women are still allowed to urinate into a policeman's hat as well, I think.
He must remove it first.
No watersports for you then... how vanilla. :gaylords:
Tried it - hated it. Raised too many puppies and kittens in my time to find being pissed on at all sexy
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