Operation tomorrow

[Geezer]

I thought I best start a new thread just so no one kisses it. I'm sure you will all be saying a prayer for me and all that old bollocks.
Well actually I thought I should let you know so I can find out who wants my sites if I die.

Couple of more pics pics, these are the X-rays of my snapped finger:

http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~jdow/xray.jpg

http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~jdow/xray2.jpg

[Mattyboy]

Thought you were being a pussy on ICQ last night ;)

The pic in other thread looks nasty tho :(

[chris@uk-pornogirls.com]

Ouch !!! Best of luck ....enjoy the enima ;)

[Geezer]

Thought you were being a pussy on ICQ last night ;)

The pic in other thread looks nasty tho :(

See :gaylords:

Its snapped :geezer:

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http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3931/thumbsupjv5.jpg

[Rosie]

So you gonna tell us how you did it Geez?

[Geezer]

So you gonna tell us how you did it Geez?

Two 6 foot 4 body building martial arts experts tried to push in line at the bank. I told them what I thought and they waited outside for me. When I got outside its was actually the annual outing for the 6 foot 4 martial arts expert club, so there was a coach load of them.

Anyway the first 2 came towards me and I manged to take care of them but then the reast started to pour of the coach. I nutted the first one and kicked him in the bollocks, then another jumped on my back so I threw him off and broke his jaw with a jab, I think thats when the finger snapped. I knew I hadn't hit him correctly cos he was still concious.

Anyway I continued to take on the rest until they were all pretty much slaughtered and they got back on the bus and sped off. A crowd had gathered and they all cheered and clapped as I walked off.

[WordsforHire]

Awww all this pain has brought on someones imagination!

[REBEL]

Two 6 foot 4 body building martial arts experts tried to push in line at the bank. I told them what I thought and they waited outside for me. When I got outside its was actually the annual outing for the 6 foot 4 martial arts expert club, so there was a coach load of them.

Anyway the first 2 came towards me and I manged to take care of them but then the reast started to pour of the coach. I nutted the first one and kicked him in the bollocks, then another jumped on my back so I threw him off and broke his jaw with a jab, I think thats when the finger snapped. I knew I hadn't hit him correctly cos he was still concious.

Anyway I continued to take on the rest until they were all pretty much slaughtered and they got back on the bus and sped off. A crowd had gathered and they all cheered and clapped as I walked off.

You just don't wanna admit to being beaten up by a girl.

[Cardinal_Sin]

Two 6 foot 4 body building martial arts experts tried to push in line at the bank. I told them what I thought and they waited outside for me. When I got outside its was actually the annual outing for the 6 foot 4 martial arts expert club, so there was a coach load of them.

Anyway the first 2 came towards me and I manged to take care of them but then the reast started to pour of the coach. I nutted the first one and kicked him in the bollocks, then another jumped on my back so I threw him off and broke his jaw with a jab, I think thats when the finger snapped. I knew I hadn't hit him correctly cos he was still concious.

Anyway I continued to take on the rest until they were all pretty much slaughtered and they got back on the bus and sped off. A crowd had gathered and they all cheered and clapped as I walked off.

That was brilliant mate - I knew everyone in your area sleeps sounder and safer because of your presence and determination to keep a clean, honest district that all can be proud of.

By the way - Do you know if the police caught that guy who beat up a bunch of blind pigmy morris dancers outside of the Nat West yesterday?

[Geezer]

That was brilliant mate - I knew everyone in your area sleeps sounder and safer because of your presence and determination to keep a clean, honest district that all can be proud of.

By the way - Do you know if the police caught that guy who beat up a bunch of blind pigmy morris dancers outside of the Nat West yesterday?

:takethat:

[Geezer]

You just don't wanna admit to being beaten up by a girl.

Fuck off, I was trying to look hard.

OK it was my 14 year old daughter who did it :geezer:

[JT]

I for one hope it hurts :)

[Simon]

And remember, anesthetics are for pooftas.



Good luck :)

[xcite-tv]

Two 6 foot 4 body building martial arts experts tried to push in line at the bank. I told them what I thought and they waited outside for me. When I got outside its was actually the annual outing for the 6 foot 4 martial arts expert club, so there was a coach load of them.

Anyway the first 2 came towards me and I manged to take care of them but then the reast started to pour of the coach. I nutted the first one and kicked him in the bollocks, then another jumped on my back so I threw him off and broke his jaw with a jab, I think thats when the finger snapped. I knew I hadn't hit him correctly cos he was still concious.

Anyway I continued to take on the rest until they were all pretty much slaughtered and they got back on the bus and sped off. A crowd had gathered and they all cheered and clapped as I walked off.

Thats delerium brought on by crying like a girl when the painkillers wear off.. :gaylords:

[Geezer]

Thats delerium brought on by crying like a girl when the painkillers wear off.. :gaylords:

I haven't taken any painkillers

[Geezer]

Well what a load of bollocks. I drove to the hospital, about an hours drive just to see a consultant. I did think it funny I would be having surgery as they made an appointment for 11:30.

Now if they were up with the 21st century, the hospital could sent the X-rays via the computer, the consultant looks, make a decision and then an appointment for surgery.

Anyway for any who is interested, and those who ain't...I have to go back Thursday at 7:30am (middle of the nght) for surgery. They are going to drill it and pin it :geezer:

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They are going to drill it and pin it :geezer:

Rosie might want the pics & videos.

[Geezer]

Rosie might want the pics & videos.

I'll take my camera and see if I can get some footage ;)

[rogue]

best of luck. hope it wasnt your wanking hand

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best of luck. hope it wasnt your wanking hand

eh? well endowed guys need both hands, what are you, tiny cocked?