Vince
03-19-07, 10:29 AM
The manager of Amsterdam Zoo was at Schipol airport, fretting on how he was going to find a suitable replacement at his zoo. His only male gorilla had died suddenly a few weeks before but the trouble was that its mate was pining away and would surely die if it wasn't shown some serious gorilla loving.
Just then a massive lumbering Geordie in his best black and white top wanders past muttering something about being 4- 2 up etc etc.
The zoo manager can't believe this neanderthal is right in front of him so he approaches Geordie and asks if he would like to make love to his gorilla for 500 euros.
Geordie says OK but with 3 conditions. "Forst thing is nee way armmm ganner kiss it.
Second is neebody must knaa, aal reet? And third like is am ganner need a coupla days to get the money saved up.”
:)
Just then a massive lumbering Geordie in his best black and white top wanders past muttering something about being 4- 2 up etc etc.
The zoo manager can't believe this neanderthal is right in front of him so he approaches Geordie and asks if he would like to make love to his gorilla for 500 euros.
Geordie says OK but with 3 conditions. "Forst thing is nee way armmm ganner kiss it.
Second is neebody must knaa, aal reet? And third like is am ganner need a coupla days to get the money saved up.”
:)